ficsnroses:

*Johnny, literally telling me to fuck off*

Me, under breath: I could fix him :/

the-fatal-impact:

Johnny: *talks shit about Takemura*

Me:

jhnnysilverhand:

i wish there was a “call johnny” option in the game like i can call my car from anywhere and it arrives in 5 seconds but i can’t even request a conversation from my own brain parasite please mr silverhand im lonely 

bltch-wltch-deactivated20220307:

So CDPR gives us a rockstar Keanu Reeves and a sexy silver fox but we can’t romance either of them?

nikolailantsovhoe:

Me being horny for most of the characters in cyberpunk 2077:

panampalmerswife:

someone draw this as johnny please it matches his energy

a-poor-decision:

garleansecretary:

iwouldservehim:

destructozoid:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

I DID NOT FUCKKNG EXPECT-

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marsza:

people applauding marvel for its “first openly gay character” in endgame is only proof that we are living in the most pathetic timeline. you’re gonna tell me we’re in the year 2019 and a multi-million dollar industry lets a nameless extra use male pronouns for a dead, irrelevant partner during a throwaway scene in a three hour movie and we’re all supposed to bust a liberal nut at The Brazen Woke Inclusivity??

This is the same franchise that disallowed Valkyrie from being written as openly bisexual and made sure all the f/f content in Black Panther got the ax. Black and Brown creatives wanted to give us real representation but this bullshit is what we’re expected to applaud? nice try. 

you could point a drill to the ground, break into the earth’s core, and even then the bar would still somehow be lower. 

liviacolomar:

sole survivor at the museum of witchcraft: dude this place is creepy. i keep hearing these heavy footsteps…. hancock you got anything to take the edge off?

hancock: